Yep. PANTS.

PANTS is the Army Reserve of Good Times (two fun weekends a month, two fun-filled weeks a year).
PANTS is the most fun you can have with pants on (maybe even with them off).
PANTS is the People Against Non-entertaining TimeS.
PANTS is something you should consider being a part of.

We’ve started working on our official website (http://joinpants.com) where you will be able to sign up for your flash-looking membership kit and will allow you to book yourself into the “Group PANTS Activities of Fun”. You will also find out more about our innovative PikerPoints opt-out system.